Tuesday 15 May 2007

PUBLIC NOTICE - AUDITIONS

The Artist Bethany J Fellows announces open auditions for new friends.

friend (noun)
1. A person whom one knows well, likes, and trusts: amigo, brother,chum, confidante, familiar, intimate, crony, mate, pal, buddy, sidekick.

Applicants will need to write a brief character breakdown and outline previous experience. A photo will not be necessary as the audition procedure will be filmed. The Artist will be auditioning people one at a time and the process will most likely vary for each individual. Please allow plenty of time and wear something you are comfortable in and does not restrict movement (preferably non-flammable).

Please note: If you are already one of The Artist’s friends you are not eligible to apply unless you would like to apply for a different position to one you already hold, eg you regularly exchange pleasantries when you see Bethany on the street but would like to be re-cast as “best friend”.

This is a voluntary platonic position. No one will be paid. Bethany J Fellows encourages the fusion of diverse cultures and new forms of performing art.

Hippies and those with a penchant for gypsy music need not apply.

2 comments:

kate smith said...

is it over already?

Anonymous said...

You can still send in an application of course. We are waiting for enough applicants to make filming in the green room more strung out and dramatic.